a flighty broad.

robokittens:

dystopianfish:

robokittens:

dystopianfish:

mulattafury:

robokittens:

dystopianfish:

I had lots of time to kill at work this morning. Regulars keep suggesting ragefaces to use.

THIS IS STUNNINGLY PERFECT

NO FOAM CAPPUCCINO MACCHIATTO UPSIDE-DOWN ESPRESSO MOCHA CREME EXTRA DECAF NO WHIP

I BUY MY BURNT BROWN CRACK-WATER FROM THE SIREN I DO NOT KNOW WHAT COFFEE IS

BUT I SURE KNOW HOW TO YELL ABOUT IT

GOLD CARD

GOLD CARD.

I AM A WHITE, MIDDLE AGED, MIDDLE CLASS ASSHOLE WHO DRINKS ENTIRELY TOO MUCH CAFFEINE THEREFORE I AM A VERY BIG DEAL ARGLE BARGLE.

When you piss me off, I secretly put decaf in your super special dingus latte.

SCIENCE FACT: if I have one more person explain to me how spectacular it is that they get “free coffee” thanks to their gold card, and then use said free refills to sit in our cafe all right and drink all our coffee for free, I am going to throw their free coffee right in their face.

We have one guy who will do that, but he’s old and homeless and nice so we don’t really mind. We let him hang out in the cafe because winter temperatures suck.

See, we have several people who do that, and All. Of. Them. Talk. Loudly. And. Incessantly.

rage faces are the most creatively bankrupt form of expression and i hate how they’re proliferated amongst The Youth. just draw an angry face, i’m sure if you can copy a rage face you can come up with one. don’t just copy the ‘challenge accepted’ dude, come up with something of your own AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

(it does not matter if you’re otherwise a ”bad artist” or something btw no matter how shitty your own efforts are at least they won’t be more fucking rage faces copied into infinity you are bringing on the heat death of the universe this is what entropy looks like CREATE CREATE CREATE AAA)